A Letter

To Whom It May Concern:

I would really like Utah weather to pick a type of weather. In the space of a eight minute walk to work I experienced rain, sleet, and snow. This is not normal. You either rain or you snow. You do not do both. It is unethical.

I like chocolate.

I am a procrastinator.

I hate decisions. I refuse to grow up. You cannot force me to. It is unethical.

There should be an Olympic event that is for running in heels. I have realized that it is my talent in life and a gold Olympic medal would be very cool to receive.

I would greatly appreciate it if a ticket to Fiji showed up in my mailbox. Preferably with reservations at the underwater hotel for the next 10 years of my life. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Lauren

P.S. I really should be writing my paper on ethnic nationalism and its relationship to the strength of Eastern Europe states after 1989, but this was more enjoyable (read: it required less thinking).