Just to let y'all know, I plan to rule the world some day. Contrary to popular opinion I really am a snarky, manipulative, intimidating person. I would be a dictator along the lines of Megamind (Very cute movie by the way).
If I were an evil dictator, I would build an underwater palace with chocolate fountains.
If I were an evil dictator, I would have a private mountain for snowboarding and a private beach.
If I were an evil dictator, I would have a yacht.
If I were an evil dictator, I would have a pretty tiara.
These are my evil plans. As you can see, I am very evil at heart. I am currently accepting applications for minions/henchmen.
(Disclaimer: My plans are subject to modification. I am an evil dictator and may change my mind whenever I feel like it. My every whim will be obeyed, and I do not need to explain myself.)
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you are too funny. p.s. i am very afraid...
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