Just to let y'all know, I plan to rule the world some day. Contrary to popular opinion I really am a snarky, manipulative, intimidating person. I would be a dictator along the lines of Megamind (Very cute movie by the way).
If I were an evil dictator, I would build an underwater palace with chocolate fountains.
If I were an evil dictator, I would have a private mountain for snowboarding and a private beach.
If I were an evil dictator, I would have a yacht.
If I were an evil dictator, I would have a pretty tiara.
These are my evil plans. As you can see, I am very evil at heart. I am currently accepting applications for minions/henchmen.
(Disclaimer: My plans are subject to modification. I am an evil dictator and may change my mind whenever I feel like it. My every whim will be obeyed, and I do not need to explain myself.)
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
A Letter
To Whom It May Concern:
I would really like Utah weather to pick a type of weather. In the space of a eight minute walk to work I experienced rain, sleet, and snow. This is not normal. You either rain or you snow. You do not do both. It is unethical.
I like chocolate.
I am a procrastinator.
I hate decisions. I refuse to grow up. You cannot force me to. It is unethical.
There should be an Olympic event that is for running in heels. I have realized that it is my talent in life and a gold Olympic medal would be very cool to receive.
I would greatly appreciate it if a ticket to Fiji showed up in my mailbox. Preferably with reservations at the underwater hotel for the next 10 years of my life. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Lauren
P.S. I really should be writing my paper on ethnic nationalism and its relationship to the strength of Eastern Europe states after 1989, but this was more enjoyable (read: it required less thinking).
I would really like Utah weather to pick a type of weather. In the space of a eight minute walk to work I experienced rain, sleet, and snow. This is not normal. You either rain or you snow. You do not do both. It is unethical.
I like chocolate.
I am a procrastinator.
I hate decisions. I refuse to grow up. You cannot force me to. It is unethical.
There should be an Olympic event that is for running in heels. I have realized that it is my talent in life and a gold Olympic medal would be very cool to receive.
I would greatly appreciate it if a ticket to Fiji showed up in my mailbox. Preferably with reservations at the underwater hotel for the next 10 years of my life. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Lauren
P.S. I really should be writing my paper on ethnic nationalism and its relationship to the strength of Eastern Europe states after 1989, but this was more enjoyable (read: it required less thinking).
Sunday, March 6, 2011
February
So February was a very eventful month in quite a lot of ways. I don't feel like writing long drawn out explanations, so y'all get a nice little list.
1. Plane tickets to Fiji went up.
2. I have come up with at least 9 (most likely more) different plans to get to Fiji.
3. My Dad came to visit for a week!
4. I had the flu.
5. My stomach hated most food due to extreme amounts of stress.
6. I lost 14 lbs (see above two points).
7. I acquired a kindle.
8. I procrastinated making decisions (this really shouldn't surprise anyone).
9. I realized my blog title does not fit the content considering I never talk about my adventures.
10. I went on a polygamy date (we all just wanted the free dessert but a date was required and there were two girls and one boy, so the logical conclusion was that he took both of us on a date).
11. I finally got flowers from someone other than my Dad or Grandpa (of course they were from my amazing cousins to cheer me up, but it still counts right?).
12. Boys are idiots, and it will be quite a long time before I decide to trust them again.
13. Snarky is my new favorite word.
14. I was reminded how much I really like British accents.
I have realized that most of my recent posts are full of drivel about my life. I also realized that it had been awhile since I had posted. After these two realizations, I realized that I am still not in the mood to write cheery posts. And now I have said some form of the word realize quite a lot in only a few sentences. The only thing left that I can do is end the post before I say that word again.
1. Plane tickets to Fiji went up.
2. I have come up with at least 9 (most likely more) different plans to get to Fiji.
3. My Dad came to visit for a week!
4. I had the flu.
5. My stomach hated most food due to extreme amounts of stress.
6. I lost 14 lbs (see above two points).
7. I acquired a kindle.
8. I procrastinated making decisions (this really shouldn't surprise anyone).
9. I realized my blog title does not fit the content considering I never talk about my adventures.
10. I went on a polygamy date (we all just wanted the free dessert but a date was required and there were two girls and one boy, so the logical conclusion was that he took both of us on a date).
11. I finally got flowers from someone other than my Dad or Grandpa (of course they were from my amazing cousins to cheer me up, but it still counts right?).
12. Boys are idiots, and it will be quite a long time before I decide to trust them again.
13. Snarky is my new favorite word.
14. I was reminded how much I really like British accents.
I have realized that most of my recent posts are full of drivel about my life. I also realized that it had been awhile since I had posted. After these two realizations, I realized that I am still not in the mood to write cheery posts. And now I have said some form of the word realize quite a lot in only a few sentences. The only thing left that I can do is end the post before I say that word again.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Life is Crazy
I have realized that just when you think life is wonderful and nothing could go wrong, everything does. As I review how I felt last August, I wonder how so much has changed. The only thing I was worried about was my back and working for the first time during the school year.
Life doesn't wait for you to think you are ready for a new challenge. It just dumps it on you. I'm still not sure how in the world I have made it through all of the ups and downs of life. A month ago I was the happiest I had ever been and so happy with where I was in life. Now I'm not so sure.
I have realized how little control I have over my life. Yes I have the ability to make choices, but I can't control the choices of others. Now once again I have no idea where life is headed. The choice I make in the next month or so will determine my life for the next couple of years. Interships vs living abroad vs going a mission. I'll reiterate my statement from last post that I hate decisions. All I can do is be thankful that the Lord will help me make the right choice if I listen carefully.
Life doesn't wait for you to think you are ready for a new challenge. It just dumps it on you. I'm still not sure how in the world I have made it through all of the ups and downs of life. A month ago I was the happiest I had ever been and so happy with where I was in life. Now I'm not so sure.
I have realized how little control I have over my life. Yes I have the ability to make choices, but I can't control the choices of others. Now once again I have no idea where life is headed. The choice I make in the next month or so will determine my life for the next couple of years. Interships vs living abroad vs going a mission. I'll reiterate my statement from last post that I hate decisions. All I can do is be thankful that the Lord will help me make the right choice if I listen carefully.
Saturday, January 22, 2011
and I still keep getting older despite my best efforts. . .
So once again I find it has been forever since I updated. Since then quite a lot has happened. Like it normally does when time passes. I know! What a shocker!
Lets start off with the basics. I hate decisions. The End.
So I really wish I could just end there, but this would make this the most meaningless post ever! (Which is saying something when you think about some of my other ones). Basically, I am bored and sitting in bed because I am sick (again), and I am in the throes of despair because I lost one half of one of my favorite pair of earrings ever! (They are from Tibet and randomly match this one shirt I have perfectly).
Let's talk about decisions again. I hate them. Really I just hate serious ones. Though the other day it took me 20 minutes to decide which cookie dough to buy at the store. Anyways, this semester is going to be full of tough choices. For example, I have a grand total of six classes left to take before I can graduate. This is a very scary thing. I should probably be looking at internships right now, but being a grown-up scares me.
Ah being a grown-up. I alternate between feeling like a child and a responsible adult. Not really so much the last one as just feeling old. My brother has a girlfriend and can drive. That makes me feel old! Yet, I still call my mom and dad when I need help. Which, let's face it, I need a lot. Though, now that I have a job I don't like to spend money. I like to save it. Which is what I did as a child too actually. Unlike my brother who immediately spent his allowance, I realized you could buy more expensive things if you had more money.
So another random thing is that I have realized that I am a really big history nerd. This really shouldn't surprise me since half of my books are historical fiction but it does. I just spent and hour and a half watching the history channel instead of this chick flick that I watched during commercial that was really good. (Note to self: rent the movie later). Though I admit I was really riveted because it talked a lot about my favorite city ever! Berlin!
So I'm pretty sure I could have ended this post earlier because most of what I said was meaningless drivel. On the bright side, I have staved off boredom for a little bit longer!
The End. (for reals)
(Edit: My wonderful, amazing roommate has located my earring since this has been posted! Yay!)
Lets start off with the basics. I hate decisions. The End.
So I really wish I could just end there, but this would make this the most meaningless post ever! (Which is saying something when you think about some of my other ones). Basically, I am bored and sitting in bed because I am sick (again), and I am in the throes of despair because I lost one half of one of my favorite pair of earrings ever! (They are from Tibet and randomly match this one shirt I have perfectly).
Let's talk about decisions again. I hate them. Really I just hate serious ones. Though the other day it took me 20 minutes to decide which cookie dough to buy at the store. Anyways, this semester is going to be full of tough choices. For example, I have a grand total of six classes left to take before I can graduate. This is a very scary thing. I should probably be looking at internships right now, but being a grown-up scares me.
Ah being a grown-up. I alternate between feeling like a child and a responsible adult. Not really so much the last one as just feeling old. My brother has a girlfriend and can drive. That makes me feel old! Yet, I still call my mom and dad when I need help. Which, let's face it, I need a lot. Though, now that I have a job I don't like to spend money. I like to save it. Which is what I did as a child too actually. Unlike my brother who immediately spent his allowance, I realized you could buy more expensive things if you had more money.
So another random thing is that I have realized that I am a really big history nerd. This really shouldn't surprise me since half of my books are historical fiction but it does. I just spent and hour and a half watching the history channel instead of this chick flick that I watched during commercial that was really good. (Note to self: rent the movie later). Though I admit I was really riveted because it talked a lot about my favorite city ever! Berlin!
So I'm pretty sure I could have ended this post earlier because most of what I said was meaningless drivel. On the bright side, I have staved off boredom for a little bit longer!
The End. (for reals)
(Edit: My wonderful, amazing roommate has located my earring since this has been posted! Yay!)
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Sea Ottters
Okay, so it has been awhile since I last posted. So this is just going to be a random post with random thing (so basically just like normal except I am acknowledging the fact for once).
1) Let's begin with the meaning behind the title. Sea otters happen to be my favorite animal. Yes I know that that is also unusual. If I could be any animal I would also want to be a sea otter. They are cute and playful. They can swim and yet still live on land. The perfect combination.
2) I can now shoot a gun. In fact, I am better than my sister. This was proven by a little white paper plate that I hit six times and she hit five times. I won. She also still owes me two dollars.
3) I have been sick for almost 4 weeks. First my throat, then a cold, then a cough, and now back to a cold. It is not very fun. I would advise against repeating my experiences.
4)I have two, no three secret dreams. One would to become a princess. The second would be to be a super spy. The last would be to be sucked into some other world like they do in Narnia. I would be scared out of my mind, but it's cool to think about. Obviously the chances of any of these things happening are very slim unless I find a genie in a bottle.
5) I am a freak, and I love the cold and snow. The list of things I love about winter is very VERY long. I love the clothes, the snow, the music, the hot chocolate, the treats, the feeling of being all bundled up and warm, and the list goes on and on. I have realized that most people do not agree with my sentiments, but I have learned to live with this fact, ignore them, and revel in the cold and snow.
1) Let's begin with the meaning behind the title. Sea otters happen to be my favorite animal. Yes I know that that is also unusual. If I could be any animal I would also want to be a sea otter. They are cute and playful. They can swim and yet still live on land. The perfect combination.
2) I can now shoot a gun. In fact, I am better than my sister. This was proven by a little white paper plate that I hit six times and she hit five times. I won. She also still owes me two dollars.
3) I have been sick for almost 4 weeks. First my throat, then a cold, then a cough, and now back to a cold. It is not very fun. I would advise against repeating my experiences.
4)I have two, no three secret dreams. One would to become a princess. The second would be to be a super spy. The last would be to be sucked into some other world like they do in Narnia. I would be scared out of my mind, but it's cool to think about. Obviously the chances of any of these things happening are very slim unless I find a genie in a bottle.
5) I am a freak, and I love the cold and snow. The list of things I love about winter is very VERY long. I love the clothes, the snow, the music, the hot chocolate, the treats, the feeling of being all bundled up and warm, and the list goes on and on. I have realized that most people do not agree with my sentiments, but I have learned to live with this fact, ignore them, and revel in the cold and snow.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Firsts
So I was doing really good for while at updating. Then life happened, and there went that.
This semester has been a semester of many firsts for me. This past week I stayed in the library until the last possible minute when they kicked me out for the very first time ever. This was the result of the fact that my printer is sick, and I have not had time to fix its relationship with my computer. This is also the first semester I have had and 8 o'clock class 4 days of the week. I have also had my first purposeful hour long nap on campus. I have fallen asleep by accident before for a short time, but I this week I purposely took a full-out hour long nap for the first time in a wonderful comfy chair. This was the result of 3 hours of sleep, plus a week of 5 or 6 hour nights, while being sick. This brings us to another first. I watched my first midnight premiere of a movie with my wonderful aunt Nicole. This led to the 3 hours of sleep, which I do not regret. Especially since I took 4 1/2 hours worth of naps the next day.
I've also experience many emotional firsts this semester, which I will not go into here. The result is that I have discovered that I have weird reaction to huge amounts of stress. I don't want any form of sugar when I am way stressed. While this is a good thing, it is also really weird because we all know I have a very strong attachment to any form of sugar.
This is year I have also planned very well for Christmas presents. I am half done, and it is not even Thanksgiving yet! I was tired of having to make last minute purchases for the past two years because of finals being right before break.
The lesson is that I have learned is that I can survive anything. I might not think it is possible, but I know that I will survive and be better for it. So just remember to smile, and whoever you are you are loved very much by our Heavenly Father!
This semester has been a semester of many firsts for me. This past week I stayed in the library until the last possible minute when they kicked me out for the very first time ever. This was the result of the fact that my printer is sick, and I have not had time to fix its relationship with my computer. This is also the first semester I have had and 8 o'clock class 4 days of the week. I have also had my first purposeful hour long nap on campus. I have fallen asleep by accident before for a short time, but I this week I purposely took a full-out hour long nap for the first time in a wonderful comfy chair. This was the result of 3 hours of sleep, plus a week of 5 or 6 hour nights, while being sick. This brings us to another first. I watched my first midnight premiere of a movie with my wonderful aunt Nicole. This led to the 3 hours of sleep, which I do not regret. Especially since I took 4 1/2 hours worth of naps the next day.
I've also experience many emotional firsts this semester, which I will not go into here. The result is that I have discovered that I have weird reaction to huge amounts of stress. I don't want any form of sugar when I am way stressed. While this is a good thing, it is also really weird because we all know I have a very strong attachment to any form of sugar.
This is year I have also planned very well for Christmas presents. I am half done, and it is not even Thanksgiving yet! I was tired of having to make last minute purchases for the past two years because of finals being right before break.
The lesson is that I have learned is that I can survive anything. I might not think it is possible, but I know that I will survive and be better for it. So just remember to smile, and whoever you are you are loved very much by our Heavenly Father!
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